Sometimes, I run out of good news. But today is not that day, for behold! I have a desk!
Also, those paintings in the background – the Ferrari, the sunset, and the rainbows that look like I got them from happyland, helpfully farted by a pleased unicorn – I did those. This pleases me. Especially the unicorn-fart collection.
PS. And yes, it is indeed held up on one side by a bookcase.