Nope, not Columbia either.
I really like this post on not having moved to Bolivia, which I heartily sympathise with. I’ve had many confused responses to my lack of desire to move to Bolivia. I think one of the worst/best was ‘Most men want to move to Bolivia, so you’ll never get a husband if you insist on staying away from Bolivia!’ Ha.
(Via Lab Rat on Twitter, I think, but it was a while ago.)